Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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