it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Your penis caused this!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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