I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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