census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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