on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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