so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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