6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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