one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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