Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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