Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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