she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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