If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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