no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's blow job season.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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