haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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