dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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