I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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