watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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