if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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