He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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