I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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