Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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