I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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