We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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