How'd it feel making her break her religion?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
