You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize