belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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