i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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