She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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