I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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