super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Sext me about skeletons
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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