Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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