I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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