did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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