I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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