I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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