mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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