Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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