She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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