Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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