I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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