My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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