yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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