how can u be prego again
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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