ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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