So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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