Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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