Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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