did you get engaged???
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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