butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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