I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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