she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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