just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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