I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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