why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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