so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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